Greg’s Words

“Big smile and holler!”

“It’s the floor not the ground.”

“Keep on keeping on…Perservere.”

“You’re finished, you can never be done.”

“There’s no reason to be a dumbass when you have a smartphone.”

“What do you have for free… Is that the best you can do?”

“That Bruno Mars, I LIKE that guy!”

“It doesn’t matter who shows up, were going to have a good time!”

“That’s FOANNY (funny)…HEE HEE!”

“I’M ARMY! I can sleep anywhere!”

“…Technology and medicine never move backwards.“

“Don’t be a victim in life.“

“Circle the wagons!“

“Back it up (rewind the show).“

“Only respect those that respect you.“

“Aju Bite!“

“my fault, my fault, my fault!”

“Ey, Buddyro!”

“Buh buh bang buh buh bong buh bang bang…” Dad half asleep making thunder noises

“You want to hear the greenbean snap!” Dad always said it sounded like a greenbean snapping when you hit an iron right

“KICK IT!” Dad telling you to shift the car.

“Stay vigilant!”

“This is real manly stuff!”

“How-deeeeeeee!”

“He buuuzzed on YOU!”

“Don’t make me jack you up!”

“Who loves you?!”

“I CRACK myself up!”

“Slow your roll!”

“LEFT. LEFT. LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!” (dad yelling marching orders at us)

“God Willing.”

“I got a million of em!“

“STEEEE!“ (watching baseball and someone throws a strike)

“I ate like a P I G HOG!”

“ahoo, ahoo, ahoo (Lacey crying)”

“Thats good basketball!!”

“I CAN'T believe it... (Usually said sarcastically watching a tv shows before and after reveal”

“Who dat say who dat everytime I say who dat?”

“Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, no fry!”

“I mightve been born at night, but I wasn't born last night.”

“Badges?! We dont need no stinkin’ badges!!”